Passive blonde joke
Recently I was told one of those blonde jokes.
Disclaimer I have nothing against blonde women, in fact I have nothing against women, especially against blond ones.
Q: What is a paper torn in two to a blonde?
[think]
A: A puzzle! ;-)
Ok, and here's another one:
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
the girl next door — 2005-11-01 20:15
in bankuri blondele sunt doar stereotipuri,ka shi Вовочка shi чукча,Василий Иванович,бабы-стервы,мужики-козлы,etc. blondele 'stupide' vin de la blondele americane ,alea cu fuste scurte,oki mari,tocuri inalte,kokete.. ushor de manevrat shi mani'pulat' (forgive me). una dintre primele glume despre ele era "Ce face o blonda dimineatsa? Rasp:se imbraca shi pleaka.." de aici totu' shi se trage. insa asta nu inseamna ka toate blondele au creierul mai putsin inkretsit dekit la shatene,shi ka totsi baietsii ku numele Вовочка au prietene Леночка..
pur shi simplu unii se folosesk de acest stereotip pentru a jigni pe cineva,aici sufera blondele.
alte fete ishi vopsesk parul in blond,asta doar nu inseamna ka ele devin imediat mai proaste.. astfel ele arata mai bine shi vor sa plaka..
ЗЫ:am auzit intr-o dimineatsa pe kind spalam vesela la bukatarie la RadioMoldova:
"oamenii se impart in 2 kategorii:
1:care impart oamenii in 2 categorii shi
2:care nu impart oamenii in 2 categorii.
Noi facem parte din prima categorie..."
vica — 2005-11-02 00:19
haha! glume bune. sa shtii ca glumele cu blondele ishi fac efectul. chiar daca TOTZI shtiu ca sunt doar glume, oamenii isi construiesc impressi pe ele. de n-ar fi glume cu blonde, oamenii poate nu ar avea notziunea de "blonde=airhead/stupid."
...multe ori aud (si folosesc) fraza "I feel blonde sometimes"... and all coz of the jokes.
ai mentionat ca "blondele sufera in urma glumelor." nu ash zice. Eu am fost toata viatza blonda (si partzial rijaia un timp), si nu am avut niciodata probleme cu glume blonde. Hotea ar depinde de companie: afara cu prietenii eu ash ride la o gluma blonda; dar daca cineva ar face o gluma de asta la serviciu in fatza shefului meu, I would take it personally si ash lua masuri.