Legile lui gr8dude :-)

//just thoughts

1. the toughest problems are never solved. they're replaced by tougher ones.

2. a tough situation is the one that makes you say "just tell me what to do and i'll do it"

3. when you're home alone, and nobody else has the key, and you wanna take a bath... the others will start coming only after you get naked and wet.

4. when you're on the toilet seat:
-the phone rings (not aplicable if you have a cordless phone)
-or the doorbell
-you remember you were supposed to buy a roll of paper :)

5. when in public transport:
-your mobile calls when its in the pocket of your tight jeans, when the place is overloaded with people, when both your hands carry bags
-the phone stops ringing when you reach it
-it rings again after you put it back in that pocket
-it wont ring if you put it in a more accessible pocket
-> phones never ring when they're accessible
-the shorter is the distance of your journey, the higher is the probability the tax-woman notices you
-talia controlorului e invers proportionala distantei dintre rindurile de scaune
-cu cit e mai mare valoarea bancnotei cu care platesti, cu atit mai mica va fi valoarea banutilor pe care ii primesti ca rest, si cu atit mai mare va fi numarul lor

6. when in class:
-your mobile rings when the lecture is held by a teacher who prohibits mobiles in class
-it IS the case when you forgot to switch on the vibra
-the less important the call is, the more people you have to move aside to find your way out of the classroom
-the more important the call is, the greater is the chance it will be ended before you manage to get out of the classroom
-the teacher looks at you only when you're looking at your watch (for schools only)

7. when you turn off the computer before leaving, you remember you forgot the needed cd inside the drive

8. it doesnt rain when you dont forget to take your umbrella

9. it stops raining if it started raining and you forgot your umbrella and went back home to take it

10. when using a modem, you get disconnected when you're downloading the 97th percent of a big file from a server without resume-support

11. if you had the guts to press 'delete all' when looking thru the bulk-folder containing many messages, there WAS at least one message from a friend

12. at work: [your shift ends at 22:00] if at 21:40 the boss says "ok.. you can go home now" - it ends up with your going home at 22:30